Ancyforth January Hunnington

Writer, voice actor, jerk

crunksalad:

tricksterity:

francisfogliani:

In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing

Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”

It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.

(via pagingme)

I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.

The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)

so fucking relevant oh my god

(via willow-and-fig)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via lokiisasexybeast)

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

(via bijouxled)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via christianmingle)